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Hi ppl...we noe chinese is hard to pass maybe becuz of our letter writting so here are some tips
1)Before taking the paper...make sure u take a taxi to Ellina and visit grandel the old to make job advancement
2)Drink milo so that your clocks at home read the correct time
3)finnaly...go the uncle and order kopi liang pui dont be suprised if he sae jia sai
Ok wanna see an example of a good chi letter?
Dear Rihanna,
Re:Blue eyes white dragon
I am writting this letter cuz i bui song
u sing under my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh when it is clearly not raining wtf!(not wan trade fame ar is wan to F***)
So by phythagoras thereom...Garfield is kool
Lots of punches,
Hard Gay

here is another one
Dear Fergie
Re:DotA match
Yo wat up jeremy
I wan to sae tt ur song is too gae
why u sae london bridge??HUH? Cannot sae twinkle star issit! stupid racist
Oh and i tot u from america nt from london but still tok abt london bridge..BASKET(of fruits ;D)
So since 1/3 x base x height is the volume of anne frank...
I think milo is sweeter than water
Lots of nerdness
weilong

Last one...
Oi Gwen stefani
Re:yugioh need tap untap?
U arh...nerdy pig...
tok so much abt running away
but instead of doing that..u r singing some stupid song
Nerdy rite? sae no i ask jeremy go droll over u
So in conclusion...by a larger extent a summary should not contain more than 100 ml unless u use the aorta then can kkies?
Hating u
Nerdybo1

Ok thats all..helpful eh?
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Si la something something something
Indian i dun noe ...dun ask me