Why am i posting? zzz waste time

Yea so its boring...
my blog sucks...nth to see nth to do
heck even my songs are old
So,since music rawks
here is the lyrics to wake up call
by maroon 9 featuring Rihanna


(song starts)
(maroon 9)
Oi wake up la..
dun waste time can
cuzmust go 4d and bet toto
wake up lor
6aam liaos
dun sleep can?

(chorus)
Wake up call
caught u in the nighttime
with ur alarm clock not set on
dont u care abt me anymore
dont u care abt me
i dont feel so gay

(rihanna)
Good clock gone bad
uh huh uh huh
Its rihanna
take 2 dollars
action
no clouds in singapore
let it rain i no money take bus
yeah yeah
u noe me
anticipation for another big mac
hey hey hardgay is back
little ms sunshine
weilong where u at

U have my aorta
well nvr be worlds apart
maybe in newspaper
but ull still be my moon

then blah blah blah
this stupid girl cant shut up..
so we go chorus

(chorus)
wake up call
forgot to bring my handphone
so i cant call ur house
dont u care abt me anymore
dont u care abt me
i dont think im cute

(last part)
and i still dont have my raincoat
and u dont have the chips
and it really makes me wonder if i
Its not over
this time ill try to do it right this time around
round...round..rounddd....zzzz(machine spoil)

Ur listening to power 98
classic hits all day

Apologise

This post was forced by Someone(or xb for short shhh dont tell Xuan Bin).
So..u want the lyrics for apologise????
All i can say is







































I dont have it
Instead this is the lyrics for apologise sang by Some joker feat himself
Sorry lor
sorry lor lor
Sorry Sorry Lor Lor
Sorry Sorry Lor Lor Lor Lor mutton...
Im sorry too bad
this is boring why am i singing this
lets all go to Jun Hao's Hse instead to watch POND
o.O

Dun wan

www.Dontclickbecausethereisnopicture.com
Okok we are going into Orchard Road to see what people have to sae to the above picture
Interviewer:So look at the picture...Chio a not?
Nerd:hmmm..look like jacinta johnson leh...but..ok la..as long as he buys sange and yasha
Wth..this nerdy is...nerdy so we look for more co-op people
Interview:so how was lunch
Razor Ramon(a.k.a hard gay):UFOOOOOOOO
Interview:please answer the question
Hard Gay:DOMO HARDO GAY DES...
Interviewer:ok screw off ass...
Out of point dude...he reminded me of hardgay strange huh?
Interviewer:this picture...does he look like james bond
Unknown guy:Flee...Flee!..Flee Fly..FLee Fly!..Flee FLy dotA match...Flee fly dotA match!
Interviewer says to camera man:hey lets tank the world tree and be done wif
OK thats all we have for 2dae so good night and close this window before sharon and abigail comes and sharp voice ur screen

Gogogo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF5cuQa6shU
gogo...its the yugioh theme song
(take note of the part abt yugi talk about vena cavas)
Remember ppl:its vena cava not venomancer

Yugioh card sales

OK veri important post...u noe...u noe a not
u noe arh
need sae sth veri impt
ok here it goes
*ahem ahem
so cannot freak out arh
super important arh
ok here it goes














Nothing

yoyoyohardppls

Hi ppl...we noe chinese is hard to pass maybe becuz of our letter writting so here are some tips
1)Before taking the paper...make sure u take a taxi to Ellina and visit grandel the old to make job advancement
2)Drink milo so that your clocks at home read the correct time
3)finnaly...go the uncle and order kopi liang pui dont be suprised if he sae jia sai
Ok wanna see an example of a good chi letter?
Dear Rihanna,
Re:Blue eyes white dragon
I am writting this letter cuz i bui song
u sing under my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh when it is clearly not raining wtf!(not wan trade fame ar is wan to F***)
So by phythagoras thereom...Garfield is kool
Lots of punches,
Hard Gay

here is another one
Dear Fergie
Re:DotA match
Yo wat up jeremy
I wan to sae tt ur song is too gae
why u sae london bridge??HUH? Cannot sae twinkle star issit! stupid racist
Oh and i tot u from america nt from london but still tok abt london bridge..BASKET(of fruits ;D)
So since 1/3 x base x height is the volume of anne frank...
I think milo is sweeter than water
Lots of nerdness
weilong

Last one...
Oi Gwen stefani
Re:yugioh need tap untap?
U arh...nerdy pig...
tok so much abt running away
but instead of doing that..u r singing some stupid song
Nerdy rite? sae no i ask jeremy go droll over u
So in conclusion...by a larger extent a summary should not contain more than 100 ml unless u use the aorta then can kkies?
Hating u
Nerdybo1

Ok thats all..helpful eh?
If u have any enquires please inform our staff or call 911
Da jia qing zu yi...wei le ni men the an quan..qing zhan zai huang xian hou mian
Si la something something something
Indian i dun noe ...dun ask me

Enchantress

Okie peeps here the the laydown on enchantress(pls dont lay down on the floor arh...Zzz)
she has 4 skills
One is impetus where the more u run the more she nag at u then ur ears more pain(or nose pain oso can but must ask BTan...no bubble gum please;D)
second is where she does something SICK and make u see...she pretend to have fever(dont get the wrong idea on sick arh pls)
third is where she release her cute butterflys then they fly around u make u happy wheee i love butterfly and not only are they cute but give u 30% attack speed yeay!!
Last is my favourite..untouchable
Do u noe why they call it that? Cuz she nvr bathe for 18 years so when u touch her..u become dirty and need to bathe(aww)
ok thats it for today remember the morale of the story is..Drink coffee while its hot(i will oso accept "taxi to kerning city is 1.20$$)ee so ex sia

6.50?

Okok dotA so far has 2 new versions here they are..
6.47(added new hero..coffee shop auntie)
and 6.48(added terrorblade is relli terrible and his blade got scary face(reduce speed of groundon))
now...6.49 already added plastic bag...refer to previous post
So..we did an interview wif ice frog..no not firefrog or grass frog(super effective yeay)
Now...why is it so hard to make a version??????
Becuz number one u have to build the tavern(not cheap okae...use inverse proportion to find out how many pp blink strike contains k?)
number 2 must put water in river
As mrt(our most convienient teacher sae that we must reduce refuse and reproduce)
Oso new water is going through UV ray as we speak(cheaper one go buy from stall 4 uncle name is radience)
Lastly the heros must come for work
If they dont hu will go around owning(not plastic bag la)
oh and roshan must come for work
Okae thats all for 2dae and the lesson here is Dont die u will lose exp when u die and will revive at nearest city(or kerning then to aorta its up to u)

Ownage

I noe wat u r thinking...we are goin to tok abt owning in dotA...well we are Yeay wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i noe i not the best owning but here are some tips
first u have to work and earn some money..i will tell u why later
second u have to take a bus(or horlicks oso can but i prefer kopi siew dai boom cha boom)
OMFG TRIPLE KILL OWNING
lastly u have to buy some stuff from the stores like for example a condom here is a pic
http://englishrussia.com/images/plastic_bag_of_vodka.jpg
wow isnt it kool except this one will be pain when u put something inside cuz of the rice..
thats why i sae must upgrade to 6.49 get it?
once u bought something...ta da u are owning
How?..U own a plastic bag yipee!

Gang fighting

Yea man its steve the nerd here pls...u noe how in schools we get into gang fights..i need to tok about 2 gangs u shld not mess with
number 1:dont mess wif pokemon gang
why? they got groundon and he can use blink strike +he got haste and savage blow....
number 2:dont mess wif disney gang
Dont look on them because they have a small world after all...its a samll world aft all...Zzzz
Oh and mickey mouse looks friendly yea?
Actually he is a lao da
He imba de get triple kill Holy shit before
I think its becuz donald use ulti...sianz
Here is a pic of Donald
http://www.nintendorks.com/chris/archives/hardgay.JPG just click la...
Isnt he cute?

Wanna play dotA well?

Ok..first you have to choose a hero
Pick from one of those cute little houses and then
i choose you:Jakiro
then he will sae wooooobuffet
here is a picture of his cute face
http://dota-allstars.com/images/heads/Twin%20Head%20Dragon.jpg
And I the great steven have made a guide for all of u...WOW ISNT THAT GREAT
yes i know after all i am great..ok no talkie here is the webbie
http://www.draconika.com/
Ok that is all..oh btw credits to weilong he help me make the guide
Ok..i got to go play dotA now...dont worry i wont forget my trap cards(only can set 5 sia)

A dirty post

Okok i noe wat u r thinking:Finally a DIRTY post abt u noe...stuff...
Heres one of my favourite pic...Take a look
http://home.comcast.net/~gorpli/pics/bt_pond_apr_2001.jpg
Heh heh im getting horny...Zzz
Like my pond picture?

The best theme song eva!!!

ROCK THE BEAT
Im a neighbourhood cop i like rules
my name is sergent dolar and im kool
im an exgangster my name is tok kong
I love loud speakers and hokkien songs!
I love to knit and cook yes i do
Somedae my kids will be supercops too yeah!
my neighbour thinks im always wrong
but i will show him hu is more tok kong
Say What?
Police and thief(trying to get along)
My dad is a police(no doubt)
Police and thief(fighting all day long)
Ltes go G-O GO!

Anne Frank

This is a kool story about the oh so great anne frank
She is a prostitute and she hands out broken mirrors for a living,paying boys to look at her and burn their eyes
Also my story:
Once a upon a time lived anne frank and kitty sabo her....take the knife and use power strike on her+knockback rate 20%(she use lousy bow cannot blame her) now for pics of anne frank
http://maya.html-girl.com/blog/wp-content/media/coccinella_lvl26.jpg
That all for todae but remember...the moral of the story is..Dont drink and drive

Normal day

So..today i had a normal day when suddenly....
I took a taxi...i asked him to bring me to New Town but..
We ended up in Kerning city!!
Sianz..So i ask him How?
I mage...Not thief...
Cannot make 2nd job advancementT_T
In the end...He brought me back to the right ventricle and said Hello
to the aorta and his friend Vena Cava..
They say wan take me for a ride so a said ok
and the heart push me out and i flew...
flew all the way to this strange place...
Suddenly, a big horn sound and i was scared...
then all the cute naix walk past me...Yeay!!
I pat one on the head but it bit my hand off
I said: HEY DUN PLAY PLAY...I BEST IN SINGAPORE AND JB...SOME SAY BATAM
OSO...THIS IS 6.47 MAP OKAY!!!
He scared le..so he go back New town visit Ms wong..
thats all kiddies
Now as we say aft a good dotA match
"Nice one la"(Ask XB say best...But dont tell him..later he map hack count the number of feathers on the crow...Zzz Desmond oso...he will use map hack go find how the tower sink inside the river..or he would try to use map hack and find Hui Xian in Sinapore)

Singapore best song!!!

As you all know national day pass le and PM Lee has made HER rally(shhh Joanne Lee pls...Lame...)and this is the song we should all sing

Stand Up for Singapore
Do the best you can
Reach out for fellow man
We've got to make a stand

Singapore our home and nation
together with determination
Lets hold hands like never before!!!

Teen titans GO!
When there's trouble you noe who to call...
Go Wei long
When he ulti he can see it all
Go Wei Long
S-O-O-N W-E-I L-O-N-G
Soon wei long lets lame

Sianz not funny le ok i gtg make sure
that when you are voting for best teacher...
Vote for MM See(you shld know who you are)