Mas Selamat hunt..Exciting hor ^^

Yo sup peeps...long time no blog liaos...just realised this is gay..and..mas selamat is hot..chio bu nia ok jkjk.. did u hear..james blunt is coming to town..i bet half the people going to his concert just wants to laugh at his gay voice. He'll be like..."in a club wif u in 1973..singing here we go again"..then the audience will be like:"oi idiot..now 2008 le la...somemore still wan go again.. and his new album..all the lost souls..not creative. He ripped off my new album :all the found bodies. at least he could have named it: all the gay voices rite..hais so yea..this is kinda getting boring..so lets end it wif a song yo~ Goodbye my susan...goodbye my mole...u have been the wong, u have been the wong for me~ till next time..this is DJ Jozie yo

Why am i posting? zzz waste time

Yea so its boring...
my blog sucks...nth to see nth to do
heck even my songs are old
So,since music rawks
here is the lyrics to wake up call
by maroon 9 featuring Rihanna


(song starts)
(maroon 9)
Oi wake up la..
dun waste time can
cuzmust go 4d and bet toto
wake up lor
6aam liaos
dun sleep can?

(chorus)
Wake up call
caught u in the nighttime
with ur alarm clock not set on
dont u care abt me anymore
dont u care abt me
i dont feel so gay

(rihanna)
Good clock gone bad
uh huh uh huh
Its rihanna
take 2 dollars
action
no clouds in singapore
let it rain i no money take bus
yeah yeah
u noe me
anticipation for another big mac
hey hey hardgay is back
little ms sunshine
weilong where u at

U have my aorta
well nvr be worlds apart
maybe in newspaper
but ull still be my moon

then blah blah blah
this stupid girl cant shut up..
so we go chorus

(chorus)
wake up call
forgot to bring my handphone
so i cant call ur house
dont u care abt me anymore
dont u care abt me
i dont think im cute

(last part)
and i still dont have my raincoat
and u dont have the chips
and it really makes me wonder if i
Its not over
this time ill try to do it right this time around
round...round..rounddd....zzzz(machine spoil)

Ur listening to power 98
classic hits all day

Apologise

This post was forced by Someone(or xb for short shhh dont tell Xuan Bin).
So..u want the lyrics for apologise????
All i can say is







































I dont have it
Instead this is the lyrics for apologise sang by Some joker feat himself
Sorry lor
sorry lor lor
Sorry Sorry Lor Lor
Sorry Sorry Lor Lor Lor Lor mutton...
Im sorry too bad
this is boring why am i singing this
lets all go to Jun Hao's Hse instead to watch POND
o.O

Dun wan

www.Dontclickbecausethereisnopicture.com
Okok we are going into Orchard Road to see what people have to sae to the above picture
Interviewer:So look at the picture...Chio a not?
Nerd:hmmm..look like jacinta johnson leh...but..ok la..as long as he buys sange and yasha
Wth..this nerdy is...nerdy so we look for more co-op people
Interview:so how was lunch
Razor Ramon(a.k.a hard gay):UFOOOOOOOO
Interview:please answer the question
Hard Gay:DOMO HARDO GAY DES...
Interviewer:ok screw off ass...
Out of point dude...he reminded me of hardgay strange huh?
Interviewer:this picture...does he look like james bond
Unknown guy:Flee...Flee!..Flee Fly..FLee Fly!..Flee FLy dotA match...Flee fly dotA match!
Interviewer says to camera man:hey lets tank the world tree and be done wif
OK thats all we have for 2dae so good night and close this window before sharon and abigail comes and sharp voice ur screen

Gogogo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF5cuQa6shU
gogo...its the yugioh theme song
(take note of the part abt yugi talk about vena cavas)
Remember ppl:its vena cava not venomancer

Yugioh card sales

OK veri important post...u noe...u noe a not
u noe arh
need sae sth veri impt
ok here it goes
*ahem ahem
so cannot freak out arh
super important arh
ok here it goes














Nothing

yoyoyohardppls

Hi ppl...we noe chinese is hard to pass maybe becuz of our letter writting so here are some tips
1)Before taking the paper...make sure u take a taxi to Ellina and visit grandel the old to make job advancement
2)Drink milo so that your clocks at home read the correct time
3)finnaly...go the uncle and order kopi liang pui dont be suprised if he sae jia sai
Ok wanna see an example of a good chi letter?
Dear Rihanna,
Re:Blue eyes white dragon
I am writting this letter cuz i bui song
u sing under my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh when it is clearly not raining wtf!(not wan trade fame ar is wan to F***)
So by phythagoras thereom...Garfield is kool
Lots of punches,
Hard Gay

here is another one
Dear Fergie
Re:DotA match
Yo wat up jeremy
I wan to sae tt ur song is too gae
why u sae london bridge??HUH? Cannot sae twinkle star issit! stupid racist
Oh and i tot u from america nt from london but still tok abt london bridge..BASKET(of fruits ;D)
So since 1/3 x base x height is the volume of anne frank...
I think milo is sweeter than water
Lots of nerdness
weilong

Last one...
Oi Gwen stefani
Re:yugioh need tap untap?
U arh...nerdy pig...
tok so much abt running away
but instead of doing that..u r singing some stupid song
Nerdy rite? sae no i ask jeremy go droll over u
So in conclusion...by a larger extent a summary should not contain more than 100 ml unless u use the aorta then can kkies?
Hating u
Nerdybo1

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