Enchantress

Okie peeps here the the laydown on enchantress(pls dont lay down on the floor arh...Zzz)
she has 4 skills
One is impetus where the more u run the more she nag at u then ur ears more pain(or nose pain oso can but must ask BTan...no bubble gum please;D)
second is where she does something SICK and make u see...she pretend to have fever(dont get the wrong idea on sick arh pls)
third is where she release her cute butterflys then they fly around u make u happy wheee i love butterfly and not only are they cute but give u 30% attack speed yeay!!
Last is my favourite..untouchable
Do u noe why they call it that? Cuz she nvr bathe for 18 years so when u touch her..u become dirty and need to bathe(aww)
ok thats it for today remember the morale of the story is..Drink coffee while its hot(i will oso accept "taxi to kerning city is 1.20$$)ee so ex sia

6.50?

Okok dotA so far has 2 new versions here they are..
6.47(added new hero..coffee shop auntie)
and 6.48(added terrorblade is relli terrible and his blade got scary face(reduce speed of groundon))
now...6.49 already added plastic bag...refer to previous post
So..we did an interview wif ice frog..no not firefrog or grass frog(super effective yeay)
Now...why is it so hard to make a version??????
Becuz number one u have to build the tavern(not cheap okae...use inverse proportion to find out how many pp blink strike contains k?)
number 2 must put water in river
As mrt(our most convienient teacher sae that we must reduce refuse and reproduce)
Oso new water is going through UV ray as we speak(cheaper one go buy from stall 4 uncle name is radience)
Lastly the heros must come for work
If they dont hu will go around owning(not plastic bag la)
oh and roshan must come for work
Okae thats all for 2dae and the lesson here is Dont die u will lose exp when u die and will revive at nearest city(or kerning then to aorta its up to u)

Ownage

I noe wat u r thinking...we are goin to tok abt owning in dotA...well we are Yeay wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i noe i not the best owning but here are some tips
first u have to work and earn some money..i will tell u why later
second u have to take a bus(or horlicks oso can but i prefer kopi siew dai boom cha boom)
OMFG TRIPLE KILL OWNING
lastly u have to buy some stuff from the stores like for example a condom here is a pic
http://englishrussia.com/images/plastic_bag_of_vodka.jpg
wow isnt it kool except this one will be pain when u put something inside cuz of the rice..
thats why i sae must upgrade to 6.49 get it?
once u bought something...ta da u are owning
How?..U own a plastic bag yipee!

Gang fighting

Yea man its steve the nerd here pls...u noe how in schools we get into gang fights..i need to tok about 2 gangs u shld not mess with
number 1:dont mess wif pokemon gang
why? they got groundon and he can use blink strike +he got haste and savage blow....
number 2:dont mess wif disney gang
Dont look on them because they have a small world after all...its a samll world aft all...Zzzz
Oh and mickey mouse looks friendly yea?
Actually he is a lao da
He imba de get triple kill Holy shit before
I think its becuz donald use ulti...sianz
Here is a pic of Donald
http://www.nintendorks.com/chris/archives/hardgay.JPG just click la...
Isnt he cute?

Wanna play dotA well?

Ok..first you have to choose a hero
Pick from one of those cute little houses and then
i choose you:Jakiro
then he will sae wooooobuffet
here is a picture of his cute face
http://dota-allstars.com/images/heads/Twin%20Head%20Dragon.jpg
And I the great steven have made a guide for all of u...WOW ISNT THAT GREAT
yes i know after all i am great..ok no talkie here is the webbie
http://www.draconika.com/
Ok that is all..oh btw credits to weilong he help me make the guide
Ok..i got to go play dotA now...dont worry i wont forget my trap cards(only can set 5 sia)

A dirty post

Okok i noe wat u r thinking:Finally a DIRTY post abt u noe...stuff...
Heres one of my favourite pic...Take a look
http://home.comcast.net/~gorpli/pics/bt_pond_apr_2001.jpg
Heh heh im getting horny...Zzz
Like my pond picture?

The best theme song eva!!!

ROCK THE BEAT
Im a neighbourhood cop i like rules
my name is sergent dolar and im kool
im an exgangster my name is tok kong
I love loud speakers and hokkien songs!
I love to knit and cook yes i do
Somedae my kids will be supercops too yeah!
my neighbour thinks im always wrong
but i will show him hu is more tok kong
Say What?
Police and thief(trying to get along)
My dad is a police(no doubt)
Police and thief(fighting all day long)
Ltes go G-O GO!

Anne Frank

This is a kool story about the oh so great anne frank
She is a prostitute and she hands out broken mirrors for a living,paying boys to look at her and burn their eyes
Also my story:
Once a upon a time lived anne frank and kitty sabo her....take the knife and use power strike on her+knockback rate 20%(she use lousy bow cannot blame her) now for pics of anne frank
http://maya.html-girl.com/blog/wp-content/media/coccinella_lvl26.jpg
That all for todae but remember...the moral of the story is..Dont drink and drive

Normal day

So..today i had a normal day when suddenly....
I took a taxi...i asked him to bring me to New Town but..
We ended up in Kerning city!!
Sianz..So i ask him How?
I mage...Not thief...
Cannot make 2nd job advancementT_T
In the end...He brought me back to the right ventricle and said Hello
to the aorta and his friend Vena Cava..
They say wan take me for a ride so a said ok
and the heart push me out and i flew...
flew all the way to this strange place...
Suddenly, a big horn sound and i was scared...
then all the cute naix walk past me...Yeay!!
I pat one on the head but it bit my hand off
I said: HEY DUN PLAY PLAY...I BEST IN SINGAPORE AND JB...SOME SAY BATAM
OSO...THIS IS 6.47 MAP OKAY!!!
He scared le..so he go back New town visit Ms wong..
thats all kiddies
Now as we say aft a good dotA match
"Nice one la"(Ask XB say best...But dont tell him..later he map hack count the number of feathers on the crow...Zzz Desmond oso...he will use map hack go find how the tower sink inside the river..or he would try to use map hack and find Hui Xian in Sinapore)

Singapore best song!!!

As you all know national day pass le and PM Lee has made HER rally(shhh Joanne Lee pls...Lame...)and this is the song we should all sing

Stand Up for Singapore
Do the best you can
Reach out for fellow man
We've got to make a stand

Singapore our home and nation
together with determination
Lets hold hands like never before!!!

Teen titans GO!
When there's trouble you noe who to call...
Go Wei long
When he ulti he can see it all
Go Wei Long
S-O-O-N W-E-I L-O-N-G
Soon wei long lets lame

Sianz not funny le ok i gtg make sure
that when you are voting for best teacher...
Vote for MM See(you shld know who you are)